So upon plugging in my story about con men to this analyzer, I was told that I write like James Joyce, yay? Click on it to see who you write like.

http://iwl.me/

I got David Foster Wallace.

Awesome, I write like J.K. Rowling.

If you want proof here is a link: http://iwl.me/b/32618206

I think you win, Ozza. xD

Sorry, ladies, I win.

Kurt Vonnegut

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO.

I Write Like Anne Rice

D: How can I face myself in the mirror?

HAAAATE. AND ENVYYYYYYY. D:<!

I got David Foster Wallace, also. (Infinite Jest, lol.)

I got Stephen King, whoever that is.

If anyone wants, I can post the piece. It's an old thing I did for a creative writing class. Honestly I think the thing seizes more upon subject matter than actual writing style, given what it did with Hammy. My piece was political satire.

Of course, it was also tongue-in-cheek ironic sarcasm. Most of the people in my class couldn't catch that it was being ironic. So apparently this program has better critical reading skills than college students.

I write like Dan Brown
http://iwl.me/b/cfe99843
whoever he is.

He's that idiot who doesn't understand that first thing about science, history, or religion, so naturally he writes books about science, history, and religion.

He claimed that the Catholics stole the ritual of eucharist/god-eating from the Aztecs. Yes. He is claiming Christians stole an idea that was in use for centuries before the discovery of the New World from the Aztecs.

I threw in more pieces of writing, and proceeded to get Gertrude Stein, David Foster Wallace, and H.P. Lovecraft. Hrm.

Edit: Hah! I think Kodos is right about the subject matter thing. I popped in a piece of a Harry Potter roleplay and it said I wrote like J.K. Rowling.