Naxus was able to overcome the power of Fjore's suggestion. "Enough." Naxus felt party of his soul drained away by the kiss.


Fort save: 1d20+8 → [17,8] = (25)
Will save 1d20+12 → [18,12] = (30)

History Check on titans: 1d20+19=35

"Shut up everyone!" Reine screamed out of nowhere, with a smile on her face.

"I'm trying to remember"

Reine knew that prior to 6000 years ago, the Akhean Isles were vaguely 'ruled' by the Titans of Mt. Mitikas. Seen as something more than a saint but - generally - less than a God by the Akheans, the Titans were venerated in art and poetry and prayed to as intermediaries or, less commonly, as actual gods. The four eldest Titans - three brothers and one female - gave rise to the four other Titans and a handful of Half-Human hybrid children, the most famous of which were Adrestia, Alkides, Eurymedon, Pthesmos, and Bia, the woman who would be their undoing.

In any event, ignoring for now the circumstances of her tantrum, Bia ended up single-handedly (although some claim Devils helped her out) killing the eight Titans. Nearly all of the Titans, as well as Alkides died on - or in - Mt. Mitikas. Only Eriounios, the Messenger, died away from Mitikas.

Aegaeus, the Titan of the Seas, and one third of the eldest Titan brothers, had his corpse hurled off of Bia. Or maybe he wasn't dead before he hit the ground. Sourced differ. In any case, Bia definitely tossed his body - live or otherwise - off the part of the mountain she was on when she killed him. It was found and enshrined within a great temple in the titular city of the island of Inachus.
Aidoneus, the Titan of the Dead, Cleric of Nerull, and brother of Aegeus and Astraopios, was slain in his Upperdark abode of Erebus, in his own palace. Erebus was said to be reachable via Kharonium, a cave system running through Mt. Mitikas.
Alkides, favored son of Astraopios, legendary hero and adventurer, and supposedly the strongest mortal of all time, was killed outside of the Pantheion, the grand temple and palace that stood at the very highest point of Othrys, the Titan's mountaintop home.
Astraopios, the Titan of Thunder and king of the Titans was slain within the Pantheion.
Euboea, Queen of the Titans and bride of Astraopios was slain within the Upper Gardens of Othrys.
Khalkeos, Titan of the Forge, was killed within his his Foundry in Othrys.
Itonia, Titan of War, was killed within the main temple of the city of Dodona, located on - albeit not at the peak - Mt. Mitikas herself. As the city fell during Bia's rampage, her corpse presumably is still there.
Terpsimbrotos, Titan of the Sun, was slain within the Agora of Othrys.

Hopefully no one got to them first.

Naxus mumbled an incantation and begin to cast a spell to hurl Fjore into the sea.

Telekinesis; Violent Thrust; 1d20+15 → [10,15] = (25)
Roll to overcome spell resistance
DC – 23
Violent Thrust flings her 150 feet towards the edge of the boat, and into the sea.

The next thing poor Naxus new, Lux was swinging (non-lethal) fists between his legs. The wizard was caught un-aware, having just cast a spell, and he wasn't ready for Lux's heavy fist squishing his left nut. Before he could react however two more fists were swung between his legs.

Ouch!

Total non-lethal damage: 56

"You don't touch demons mortal. Demons touch you." Her words were coupled with her hand between his legs again, gently squishing his rapidly swelling silly goose.

"Meh. Well it's not HUGE is it..."

My Will save is at 34. I doubt Naxus's DC beats that, so yeah.

Something tried to assault Fjore. But it didn't. She knew, though, where it came from.

"Oh, sorry, did you try something on me, wizard?"

"What was it? Domination? Paralyzing? Yours tricks are useless on me, sadly. My dark services have rendered me almost immune to such mental assaults. Or was it something else?" Her tone was not angry at all, in fact, it seemed as though she was pleased. "You can tell me you know, that you want to beat the living guts out of me with your magical attacks. I mean, I'd gladly take you on. Don't worry, I think I can keep myself from killing you if you do"

"Could we please stop this dearies," Reine sighed, having come out of her short trance to see the demons picking on the stiff necked wizard.

"It won't be long till he explodes in a ball of hideous fire and burns my beautiful boat to the sea floor." She continued, sitting on the old Amazon queen for effect. "Now, this is going to take a few days methinks, so I do believe we should split up into groups."

She cleaned her nails as another Amazon took position as a foot rest for Reine. "Team Awesome will be made up of Fjore, feather silly goose and of course - myself. Team Useless will be made up of the two ball-less wonders and their dominatrix."

Lux face-palmed. Splitting up was never a good idea.

She looked at her team.

"I want a re-shuffle of teams."

"Sure," Reine said, punching her seat in the head for good measure as she pretended to think.

"Ok, you can also have the stone angel over there." She laughed cruely. "Shuffled enough?"

"Yes." Lux smiled contentedly. "This is fair."

Gnyorc tucked his bag of holding into the side of his kilt.

Reine pummeled her mount a little more, increasing the tension.

"Now Team Awesome and Team Useless will be working together throughout this mission," Reine cackled. "We'll start with the closest of the two, Inachus."

"Any objections? Oh I forgot, only I have the boat and know where the fuck the bones are. No-one gets a say!"

And so you all sailed out to Inachus. The island, not the city, as neither agents of Therion nor the Amazons of Penthesilea would have been well received there.

You anchored off the coast as close tot he city as you thought you could get without being seen by anyone. Thankfully Akhea has long since ceased to be relevant in any context save the historical, and there was no ship traffic and few fishing boats. Odds are no one would notice you unless you wanted them too.

Now what? Odds are people won't just let you stomp off into their temple and take their dead almost-god.

Reine was a Queen now, if the people won't surrender the priceless artifact - than Queen Reine was prepared to invade!

In the time between Hevisa leaving and them arriving, Reine disappeared below deck. It was obvious she had teleported back to get into some clothes -because she was wearing something-

"How about this, Fjore, Captain Useless," She nodded towards Lux, "And myself go scout ahead, the rest of you sit tight and get ready to invade!"

"Sounds good, cow-elf. But you're gonna let me have some fun, won't you?" Fjore yawned, stretched, and all the while, without even trying, radiated of what would only be described as abyssal sexiness. There was a sense of calm in her, unlike Hevisa, and more so like Lux - and then something darker in her nectar-sweet vocals. "What will it be, sweetheart? I promise I'll do it discreetly"