and some tomato paste

The country that I live in right now. Figure it out, if you can.

Then why are you still lurking in that country? Hurry up pack your stuff and get out of ... where ever you are right now...

Australia. They have meat in their pies and say ketchup is tomato sauce. Just a weird country, man.

I'm thirteen, my parents won't let me lol

Given your proficiency at English and the fact you're only thirteen, which would mean you would probably be less adept at English than you are now if it weren't your native language, I'm guessing it's a country with English as its first language, which is to say one of these:

If I knew the reasons you want to move away, I could make a more accurate guess. It's likely that you've posted some of those reasons either directly or indirectly elsewhere on the forum, will be right back with additional evidence.

MORE EVIDENCE: Given your middle name is 'Mesih' I'm guessing you have some sort of Arabic or Muslim background, given Mesih is an Arabic name for Jesus. Cross referencing countries where English is an official language with countries with a Muslim majority reveals the following:



The two main intersections lie in Pakistan and in Sudan; my guess is that you're in one of these two countries, although I'd hedge my bets on Pakistan given rice and beans (which you said was your favourite dish) is more commonly eaten in Pakistan than in Sudan.

[any known third-world country]

You're good. My country is on the map of muslim countries, however it is not Pakistan or Sudan. Still, you made quite an accurate guess. If you want, here's another hint: The country I am currently in officially became a country around the 1920's to the 1930's, landing it at possibly a few countries, if not, one.

Well the only two that fit that and have large Muslim populations are Iraq and Turkey. Oh, and Saudi Arabia...

EDIT: From what I hear, though, Turkey is a fairly okay place to live. So - Iraq or Saudi Arabia, then. Given I doubt you're insane enough to be in Iraq right now, Saudi Arabia?

Well then clearly you are canadian.

...Wow, you narrowed it down to three, but it's not Saudi Arabia. The answer is...

Um would you be serious please, how is anyone supposed to live in a bird. now please tell us where you are actually from.

not the bird man, the bowling score

I had no idea there was a bowling score called turkey.

XXX, Turkey.

But I have a couple of Turkish friends and they say it isn't too bad as a country. It could probably be a lot worse - but when Turkey joins the EU, you can hopscotch over to the UK any time you like and live/work here.