To be fair on the paedobears, paedophilia is relative to cultural expectations. In Ancient Greece, it was fairly common for grown men to take boys as their lovers; indeed, Plato or possibly Socrates made an entire defense of the practice from its (relatively uncommon) rivals. So I'm split intellectually on the practice; obviously in the vast majority of the modern and developed world it's entirely unacceptable, but it begs the question whether this is due to cultural shift as opposed to it being a priori morally wrong.

I thought NAMBLA was the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alike Association.

You are using "the Ancient Greeks did it!" as a moral justification for something. This is bad and you should feel bad. Slavery, misogyny, and more and be justified on these grounds.

In case you guys were still wondering, I came out to my mom and she kinda laughed at me. That fired me up so I yelled at her. She retaliated with vicious comments about homosexuals in general, so that just rattled my cage a shitload. In a desperate attempt to gain control of the situation, I grabbed a knife and put it up to her throat to try and manipulate her. It scared her to the point where she locked herself in the bathroom and called the police. I complied with them, and by a stroke of luck I was sent to Poplar Springs Mental Rehabilitation Centre on a Temporary Detention Order, rather than going to jail. I am now back from treatment on learning to control my anger and communicate my thoughts in a more civil manner.

Yeah nothing more b-a then pulling a knife on an unarmed person.

Speaking of, the subject of honor came up the other day. Some guys at work were saying it wasn't honorable to shoot a guy while he was reloading, but I always figured that was the perfect time to shoot somebody. I'm sure most people that are getting fucking shot at would agree. If that rule were ever in effect, I would just use my reloading time to move forward since they couldn't shoot me. Plus, I could probably fire first after reloading, because they couldn't be sure when I stopped reloading in the first place.

I'd be the best gunfighter in a world where the rules stop you from being unfair. Ironic.

I will never respect the concept of honor until a line is drawn between what is honorable and dishonorable. Even then, I'm pretty sure anybody with a little logic and reasoning could tear it apart. It's not hard. Honor is as invisible as God is. And we all know how He feels about the scientific method.

I like you and all, but that was just freakin' unbelievably wrong, and if I were your mother I would have killed you.
Killed you.