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 Post subject: The MT Medical Ward- We bring the middle ages to you
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:21 pm 
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Good afternoon.

Would you kindly ring he bell, sign in at the entrance and wait for your appointment.

Our very own Dr. Pumpkin and his team of non-existant, half naked nurses will check and make sure that you can carry on spamming and drawing at your heart's content at full health. 

Please refrain from touching other patients, or using the toilets on the 15th floor, or even talking to our very mean janitor.

Please do not be ashamed as we will not judge you at all. We will only start giggling once you are out of the building.

We are currently looking for doctors for the psychiatric department. We would preferably like someone with a criminal record.

And no, that wasn't milk you just slipped on.

Hope you get well soon,
The MT Medical ward

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 Post subject: Re: The MT Medical Ward
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 Post subject: Re: The MT Medical Ward
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:30 pm 
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my pockets hurt, doctor. What can you prescribe?

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 Post subject: Re: The MT Medical Ward
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:30 pm 
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What kind of insurance do you accept.

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 Post subject: Re: The MT Medical Ward
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 Post subject: Re: The MT Medical Ward
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:33 pm 
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Oh, is this not universal healthcare because I probably wont be able to pay for my pocket medicine.

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 Post subject: Re: The MT Medical Ward
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:35 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The MT Medical Ward
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:38 pm 
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@Hayashida: Everything is free. Here is a gun and a map to the nearest bank. Please fill your pockets with whatever you can find there.
@Jubeh: In...sur....ance? Sorry, but please visit the psychiatric department. There is no such thing here.
@Bacon Barbarian: I'm sure there is a thread where you can ask Jubeh or Error that. This is professional work. Please do not intervene.

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 Post subject: Re: The MT Medical Ward
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:39 pm 
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DOCTOR! I have a headache. WHADOIDO?

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 Post subject: Re: The MT Medical Ward
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:41 pm 
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There must be pixies in there.

Use a hole-punch to open a hole and let them out.

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 Post subject: Re: The MT Medical Ward
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D-doctor, I did what you said but now im bleeding EVERYWHERE. How do I get the blood to stop flowing D: Psst. I think the pixies drowned in my head full of blood. THEY ARENT COMING OUT D:D:D:

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 Post subject: Re: The MT Medical Ward
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:45 pm 
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People, people, nothing to see here.

Hey, janitor, remove this speaking piece of bleeding mess off the floor and take him to the incinerator.

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 Post subject: Re: The MT Medical Ward
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:46 pm 
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No im perfectly fine, just a little bloodloss thats all.

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 Post subject: Re: The MT Medical Ward
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:48 pm 
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Here's a plaster.

Come again soon!

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 Post subject: Re: The MT Medical Ward
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:56 pm 
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Doctor my nose is stuffy. WHADOIDO.

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