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 Post subject: Funny joke
PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:40 pm 
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THE GREAT BLONDE KIDNAP:
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

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 Post subject: Re: Funny joke
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This doesn't belong in the GD, kid. Should've read the rules first.


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 Post subject: Re: Funny joke
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 Post subject: Re: Funny joke
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Two guys walk into a bar.

Wouldn't you think the second guy would've seen the first guy walk into it?

:lol: :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Funny joke
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I heard protons have a mass, I didn't even know they were catholic.
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 Post subject: Re: Funny joke
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A man walks into a bar.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny joke
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 Post subject: Re: Funny joke
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 Post subject: Re: Funny joke
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 Post subject: Re: Funny joke
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 Post subject: Re: Funny joke
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Decent jokes in here, guys. Nice work.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny joke
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Decent jokes in here, guys. Nice work.

i dont get it

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 Post subject: Re: Funny joke
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 Post subject: Re: Funny joke
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I heard protons have a mass, I didn't even know they were catholic.
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did you get that from fallout 3 ._.
its one of the jokes your butler robot thing you can get tells you as are these

"I was going to attend the clairvoyant's meeting, but it was cancelled due to unforseen events."
A neutron walks into a bar "how much for a drink?" he asks. The bartender replies "For you, no charge"
"I once visited a crematorium that gave a discount to burn victims.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny joke
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The atom one kodos put up is also in fallout 3

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