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"You actually prefer to have that instead of my flesh?" Fjore turned around and sighed. She did not seem to harbor the extroverted natures of Hevisa, Riene, or other succubus'.

Or not.

In and instant, she spun back, a giant obsidian blade followed suit, finding it's edge cutting cleanly into the hard surface of the floor. "Spill the shit, you silly goose fuck."


Eventually a masked human was escorted into the room by two of Therion's Dragonkin - each of them wearing full adamantine platemail.

"There. Just as I mentioned earlier. The 'wizard'" Therion pronounced the man's profession in a tone of voice one might use regarding a a child who claims to be a mighty warrior, or a mental patient who claims to be Heironeous himself. "who will be joining all of you losers on your way to akhea."

Hevisa practically threw herself at the masked man, pressing herself up tightly against him and tossing his mask to the floor. "Oooh... a man." She purred, her voice full of seduction. "The only man in the group. Just you and two Manes that call themselves Succubi and a flat little Elf silly goose." She was running her hands along him. "Think you're man enough for them, little Human?" She pulled him even closer, squishing herself up against him practically. "Think you're man enough for me?"

Ohshitohshitohshitohshit.

She laughed, even that action taking on a sexual tone. "You can kiss me, if you'd like, little Human. I don't mind."

Therion was smiling. Hoshit.

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 Post subject: Re: [D&D 3.5] Reine: Warrior Princess
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Naxus stood silently in place watching and listening to Hevisa, and showing no form of resistance towards her. “As you wish M’lady.” Naxus responded with a soft tone, but as if he was being commanded. His black eyes showed a great curiosity towards her, and a even for of a curiosity towards Therion himself. Naxus titled forward giving Hevisa the kiss; while closing his eyes and trying to hide the curiosity already knowing he could not.

After a minute, Naxus broke the kiss and looked back towards Hevisa. “Is there anything else you wish of me M’lady?”

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 Post subject: Re: [D&D 3.5] Reine: Warrior Princess
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Hevisa glared at him before spitting in his face and pushing off of him, laughing.
"You talk like an Elf silly goose, silly goose." More laughter.

"Ahaha. Wizards. Wizards! Oh you brief mortals are so cute. You think you understand things. You don't. You don't understand anything."

"What have you seen, little Human? What can you do? Where have you been? I've walked the streets of Sigil, I've killed Pit Fiends with my bare hands. I've seen gods die."

She glared at him before bursting into more laughter and sauntering off to Reine and Jocelyn again. She kicked Joccelyn hard in the stomach, making her roll off of Reine. "I'm horny. You wrestle me, now, silly goose-breath." She breathed at Jocelyn, before punching the girl hard in the face sending blood, spit, and a few teeth flying before the busty blonde fell back onto her butt, quickly mounted by the happy succubus.

Therion was happily watching it all, still smiling as he reached over and grabbed another one of his bards, casually pulling her limbs off one by one.

***

Lucky Reine got to spend the night 'wrestling' with Jocelyn. Hevisa showed up and joined in once or twice too!

***

Hevisa also paid a brief visit to Naxus. She called him names. And said that if he doesn't fuck up, he might have a chance to fuck her when he gets back, even though a limp-silly goose little Human could never satisfy her.

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The next morning you were all brought to a smaller - merely a few hundred square feet - chamber within the Adamantine Halls. The walls were engraved and painted with various images of Therion raping/smashing/eating/killing/glassing various women/cities/children/warriors/countries/things. From the ceiling hung a massive sculpture of Therion himself wrought entirely from rubies.

Hevisa was there, this time clad only in a two-piece bikini-esque number that seemed to be designed for a woman at least two or three cup sizes smaller than herself. Given the outfit, the way she was smiling, and the fact she was stretching and giving everyone lots of eyefuls of Hevisa, you got the idea she was in one of her sexy-happy moods, at the moment. Yay?

Oh, and Unheilig was also there, but no one cares about a horrifyingly androgynous Gargoyle when Hevisa is parading herself around in a skimpy bikini.

"Hello little manes." She purred, happily, but didn't say anything else.

Was she waiting for compliments? Would she get mad if you ogled her? Would she get mad if you didn't?

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 Post subject: Re: [D&D 3.5] Reine: Warrior Princess
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"Even a silly goose like you has to be aroused by the Mistress now," Reine drawled in common.

"Or will M'lady," She cruely emphasized, "be stuck with yet another useless sod. I can remove your manhood right now if you want to be saved the pain of failing to pleasure her."

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Naxus simply smirked as he lowered his head closing his eyes once more. Neither humiliation, hatred, nor happiness had overcome him, but his hunger grew. “How much longer most this go one? I stand here waiting for commands while what I seek remains out of my grasp. This world, the gods, and Therion….what are your secrets? “ Naxus mind was trapped in thoughts trying to decipher and creating an understanding for those thing which he know not.

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 Post subject: Re: [D&D 3.5] Reine: Warrior Princess
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"Nothing secret about me darlin~" Reine simpered, seemingly floating closer to the new wizard. She played with his black robes as she continued. "What would you like to know? I burnt down my University because they told me I had an unhealthy obsession with the Worldsmasher. My first husband was a leader of a troop sent to kill me. I fucked him over to my side. Raped, pillaged and tortured to get where you see me today."

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 Post subject: Re: [D&D 3.5] Reine: Warrior Princess
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"Fucking silly goose!" Hevisa screamed, charging at Naxus and pinning him to the wall. Most people would be happy to have a hot girl with a big rack squishing up against them. But most of those people would not have that girl pressing very long and sharp claws against their throat and nether-bits.

"You are not entitled to shit, Human! You find out what you find out when I or He wills it, and not a second before, am I clear you little silly goose?! If you open your mouth to complain one more time - one more fucking time -" She paused for a moment and slammed his head into the adamantine wall. "I'll fucking flay you alive. Am I clear?!" She spit in his face before shoving him hard to the floor and walking back to Reine and placed the Elf's hands on her silly goose and moaned happily before returning the favor and fondling the Psion's smaller chest.

"You remember what I asked, right? You won't disappoint me, my little mane, will you?" She breathed, leaning in close, her lips nearly touching Reine's.

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 Post subject: Re: [D&D 3.5] Reine: Warrior Princess
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"Humiliating the queen, this will be a glorious day," Reine moaned sensually, kissing Hevisa hard and fast as she did. "I'll ride her like a pony through the village, I can't wait to see their faces as this skinny little elf crushes their vaulted queen."

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 Post subject: Re: [D&D 3.5] Reine: Warrior Princess
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Hevisa smiled. "You won't disappoint me. That's why you're my favorite."
GASP. HEVISA JUST COMPLIMENTED HER. OMIGODSNOWAIICAN'TBELIEVETHISHOLYSHITTHISISAWESOME.

Hevisa continued to grope and caress her Elf pet as she spoke, occasionally pausing to mumble instructions to Reine regarding her own groping.

"The teleportation circle here will take you to some woods not far from from Penthesilea. I would not be surprised if you shitheads ran into some Amazons there. Remember your goal. I've shown a picture of Antianara to Reine, she should recognize her. Reine also has specific instructions regarding her capture. You won't fuck this up for me, Reine."

She glared at them. "And neither will you." She paused for a moment as she took of her top and guided Reine's mouth towards her... and... and then...

Hey, only his second day and Naxus already got to see the multiverse's most powerful and sexy Succubus topless! Score!

"And remember, He does not care what you do to Antianara so long as she is in one piece. Fuck her brains out, rough her up, whatever. Same goes for the other silly goose. Once you have gotten the silly goose-queen, I or one of my underlings shall arrive and clarify on your further instructions, regarding the dead Titans."

"Any questions, shitheads? No? Good." She pulled Reine off of her and gave the Elf a very passionate kiss. "Make me happy, cumdumpster." She said with a smile before slapping Reine hard and pushing her away with a laugh and began to put her top back on.

"Now fuck off, all of you."

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Thankfully this was not one of Therion or Hevisa's pranks and the teleportation circle did not deposit you all in a volcano or at the bottom of the ocean or several miles above the surface of the world. You found yourselves in a very pleasant and nice looking forest, presumably where Hevisa said and somewhere on the Akhean island of Otrera and near the Amazonian kingdom of Penthesilea

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 Post subject: Re: [D&D 3.5] Reine: Warrior Princess
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"ALRIGHT silly goose!" Reine yelled, getting infront of the group. "We know what we have to do, now lets not fuck it up. I'm to humiliate the Amazon Queen. Which naturally means I'll be mud wrestling her nude and pretending not to cheat like the rotten silly goose I am."

"But off course, I bet you're all wondering - 'What's stopping me from fucking it up for our little Reine. We could probably fuck it up entirely for her and They would find it hilarious." Reine continued sweetly, changing tact entirely.

"Wellll," She simpered politely, playing with her almost-white hair and scrunching her boobs together in an attempt to look cute. "I'm not the nicest of silly goose, but I am by far the most useful. I can make your lovely slaves -and yes I will be sharing- obey your every word without wanting to run away. I can teleport around until my lovely power reserves empty, which is far fucking more teleporting than this fucker can achieve." She pointed cruely towards Naxus, blowing a kiss as she did. "Assuming he even fucking prepared the spell, which even if he did how many times did he? That and the silly goose has limits to how many times a day he can do it." She finished rubbing her silly goose.

"But why is teleporting important you ask? Well it leads me into the most important part of this whole argument. Sure the Succubus can do it, who can't? But if you fuck me up I can assure you that there will be more pain than you can ever believe. Unless you lot got a miraculous education overnight, then I'm the only one here who knows where to find the bones of the goddamn titans." She stopped for a moment. "Maybe Naxus would know, but then the teleporting comes into play again. I'll get most of the bones myself, and then you lot will be explaining to Hevisa why an incompetent elf is still more useful than you all."

"So lets sum up. You work with me and we all get a decent share of the glory. Fuck me over and I'll make sure you all have to deal with the pain that follows." She concluded with a laugh far to sweet for the corrupt mind she had.

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Naxus slowly stood to his feet, and then brushed himself off gently. “Enough, let’s get this over with already.” Naxus reached into his black robes and pulled out another mask. The mask was divided by color, the left side of it black and the right side red. “The sooner we get this done the better, and I’d rather not waste more precious time here talking when we could have had this half way done already.” Naxus reached into his robes once more and pulled out a black book which was magically sealed.

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 Post subject: Re: [D&D 3.5] Reine: Warrior Princess
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"Well the only one I was going to bring agrees with me, so lucked out silly goose." Reine cackled. "I'll leave my precious behind, I'll have the amazons dump their good shit somewhere and it'll direct you all to get it."

She grabbed Naxus by the arm gruffly.

"Oh, you wonder why I do this? Imagine the shit fuckery I would be in if someone discovered I brought demons and other fun things with me."

And with that they left.

WONDERFUL GIRL THAT REINE!

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The Psicrystal did it's thing. Hovered just out of reach.

I'm loath to leave you all out, but Kodos made a fair point.

kodos343 (2:26:30 PM): Mention this in the post though:
kodos343 (2:26:40 PM): I don't mind leaving the others behind since it will mostly be you posting and me posting when you fight Antianara.
kodos343 (2:26:53 PM): So it's actually doing them a favor by sparing them onlinetime where they are donig nothing but watching you and me post.
kodos343 (2:27:06 PM): Otherwise I'd say, yes, wait.
kodos343 (2:27:15 PM): But in this instance, I feel the benefit outweights the cost.

So sorry guys, I promise Reine won't silly goose your characters over

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It wasn't long before they ran into four Amazon women. They were all quite beautiful - Therion was right, they did fill out nicely - and given the fact their spears seemed rather plain and their shapely bodies were wrapped only in moderately thick leather armor, Reine and Naxus could only assume they were early-warning scouts or, more likely, a small hunting party.

Still, Amazons are Amazons. These women were famous for two things - being sexy, and being deadly. Immediately they readied their spears as they noticed the trespassers. All of them were staring daggers at Reine.

"Elf silly goose!" One shouted, her Common accented but easily understandable. "Shut up!" Cried another. "Who are you two idiots?! You're trespassing in the domain of Queen Antianara of Penthesilea. Why are you here, Elf-wench?! Are you retarded like your kind, or do you simply wish to start trouble, like your kind. Speak before I tire of your stench and kill you where you stand!"

"And you keep your mouth shut!" Another shouted in Naxus' direction. "Women are talking."

Well, she knew they didn't like Elves. Or men.

Kind of like Drow, really, only less psychotic and therefore probably less likable, to someone like Reine.

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"My the accusations against me!" Reine exclaimed melodramatically. "I'm here to talk to your lovely leader."

She clapped her hands. "Chop chop. I'm not here on vacation."

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One of them spat at her.

"Antianara does not soil herself by speaking to filth like you, Elf!"
"Kill her."
"No, there might be more. We should interroga"
"No, they're not that smart."
"Yes they are."
"Shut up, both of you!"

"Elf; how many others of you are there? If you're honest with us, we promise your death will be quick and as painless as possible. If you lie - and we will know - your agony will be long and pronounced."

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