What are some things that never seem to surprise you, but you find hilarious every time people do them?
Mine, I walk into a fast food restaurant and instantly people eyes just turn on me, and don't even try to hide it. The watch my every movement all the way to a stall/table w/e where I sometimes sit down and don't order anything. I now why they do it to everywhere i tend to go, I am always seen with a black hood on, and unless I'm with my pops who I argue with a lot about my hoods, I wear in top of that a hoodie. Now let's add onto that I usually always go places with my art portfolio which golds all my supplies and my very most important books (I am sitting in the library right now with it right in front of me....its dr...dr...drawing time), but they don't know that and I literally become the center of attention (which is something I hate). (You are welcome to say I'm playing whatever race card you like, I could care less.) It gets even worse when I walk into a establishment where at that current time you are the only different ethnicity or silly goose just say skin color of everyone else there, everyone just looks at you with suspicious looks, and like I already said, some don't even bother to try and hide it. It gets even funnier when I open up the case, pop the headphones in my ear (if I am not already wearing them), and start drawing, people than start walking by and around just to see what I am drawing. One day I swear I'll just pull out a picture of me drawing a bomb just to see the reactions.

edit, off topic but I have to say this; You just got to love Georgia lol

I find it completely funny when kids in class know the fking rules. But get completely silly goose off when they get caught, when of course, they make it obvious.
Yea yea, I sound like an old man, whatever bruh.

Anything and everything Republicans do.

Then they go on to say that teacher's mean

"all eyes on me" (that's what a friend of Marc always says.)

Yeah, don't feel bad Mage, they do the same to Marc and me*. But I just lock eyes with them and freak them out, so they don't mess with me (you'll find most people are cowards.) I think it's a little easier for me to that, though, since I'm a girl...and I guess since I'm white (though it worked with Marc, too.)

I'm never surprised when the food at Denney's sucks, but I laugh cause I'm so stupid I keep giving them another shot. I must be a glutton for punishment.

I'm also never surprised when Bill O'Reilly says something completely stupid/tactless/"sensational"/ignorant (along the same lines as stupid, but a little different. I still laugh at how unbelievably retarded he and his followers are.

*Edit: used wrong pronoun

That's nothing I was called "sounding old" when I told my cousin to pull up his damn pants and act like they have some common sense. This holiday was the first in 2 almost 3 years I spent time with family back in the old town and my cousins are still ghetto.

When dudes freak out that I dont have something in stock a few days before christmas. Gets me every time.

any kind of freaking out.
also hypocrites are quite amusing.

Angry store clerks.

Did you check the Back Room? I understand the Back Room is a magical place where products that are sold out or do not yet exist are often kept - secreted away from the showroom floor.

Can you go check for me?